(Source: Facebook. I need minions to do my bidding.)
Yesterday I wore myself out with errands and I ended up falling asleep while it was still light outside. As a result, I’m up in the middle of the night now. Of course, late night lounging begets late night thoughts…
•I want to be wealthy enough to hire someone to remove my makeup while I sleep.
•How hard would it be to take over the world, and does playing Risk count as strategic planning?*
•I wonder if people could use the Force but their third eye is blocked, so they can’t.
•My birthday is coming up, maybe I should go out.
Ok, I’m done with being silly. Back to bed now.
*borrowed joke from Eddie Izzard. I love Eddie!